the original-recipe hipsterThis is exactly the type of hipster that originally inspired me to say WTF?!
the new business casualIs it business? Is it casual? Is he going to exercise? Or is it some combination of all three?
the narcoleptic bikerWhen I saw this dude sprawled out in the park as if he had just suffered a narcoleptic attack while riding his bike, I had a serious "WTF?!" moment.
the christ baseball fanStill not clear whether this guy likes baseball, or he's just so religious that the only jersey he would ever wear had to have the name "Christ" on the front.
the gloomy hipsterSome people want the world to know how dark and mysterious they are...this guy went the extra mile by wearing those ridiculous boots to prove his point.
the violin-faceOne-man band of some sort, or just a dude with a violin glued to his face?
the urban cowgirlI get a strange feeling that this urban cowgirl outfit is actually just a really awkward attempt at a disguise.
the denim trenchcoatIf you're going to wear a denim trenchcoat, why not do it on a day when you're not wearing jeans?
the fur coat manSeriously, dude, WTF are you wearing?
the turkeyI don't know about you, but I feel extremely uncomfortable in the presence of a live turkey.
3,4 & 5 seem to go together in my mind. The narcoleptic biker looks like a modern Christ figure, nailed to the grass. #4 is one of his disciples relaying the good/bad news to fellow-followers. And #5 is the contemporary Judas who betrayed him.
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