Excuse me, sir...

This page is dedicated to those people of the world that make you want to walk up to them and say, "Excuse me, sir (in some cases, ma'am)...WTF?!"

March 30, 2011
Photo courtesy of Konway East.

Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Is there ever a wrong occassion for white leather shoes? I don't think so...
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Between the beard and the furry hood, this guy must have the warmest head in the world.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This disheveled young fella probably didn't know where he was heading...literally or metaphorically.
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Excuse me, ma'am... WTF?! Ahhhh! I wish she had turned around and showed off the front of this awesome hat that looked like an owl!
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Excuse me, sirs... WTF?! Believe it or not, it did not appear that these two matching-coat hipsters knew each other.
March 23, 2011
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Hey, look, the guy from Weekend at Bernie's isn't dead after all...or is he?
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Nothing says St. Patrick's Day like a cool green t-shirt over your work clothes.
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Excuse me, sirs... WTF?! Just a couple of hipsters in love, or whatever, I guess.
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Excuse me, ma'am... WTF?! Is that Whoopi Goldberg preparing for a NASCAR role?
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Excuse me, ma'am... WTF?! The pure gold purse matches perfectly with the pink hunting hat.
March 16, 2011
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This hipster planned his outfit and facial expression just perfectly to show you how little he cares what you think.
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Excuse me, ma'am... WTF?! Even in pictures, I just want to touch this strange, furry, red coat.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This guy looked really angry...especially for a guy with such an awesome mustache.
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Excuse me, sirs... WTF?! A cult of video-game loving nutjobs takes over the train station!
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This hipster clearly was not satisfied with the amount of hair covering his view of the cruel world of conformity.
March 9, 2011
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This seems like it should be in a grocery store in Japan. I still don't know what these are or how they work.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! This dude had one of the most annoying "soulpatches" I had ever seen. The camera didn't do it justice.
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Excuse me, ma'am... WTF?! What do you really even have to say about these pants that they don't already say themselves.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! The complete hipster package from the trucker hat to the glasses to the scarf to the tight leather jacket. Nice.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! I wanted to go over to this fella and help him adjust his glasses so bad.
March 2, 2011
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! I wonder if he numbers all of his shirts...one for each day of the month.
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Uhhhh, is that zebra fur?
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! Yes, that's right, that store window says "Eat Sleep Poop & Play."
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! I wonder what this fellow's favorite color is?
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Excuse me, sir... WTF?! A real Greek God probably wouldn't advertise it on his license plate...or drive a Honda Civic

28 comments:

  1. If she were a true SP fan, she'd have gotten it tattoed on her chest.

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  2. Oh...oh no...That's...that's no...

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  3. Why I thinking of the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts?


    I am looking for an up or down arrow on this one.

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  4. Oh my goodness - that is freakin' frightening!!! I agree with Hank!!!

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  5. Hey Palin, why are your eyes on that woman's breasts?

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  6. It's not filthy, it's homeless chic.

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  7. For a second, I thought that furry dude was naked on that on rock. It made me throw up in my mouth a little. Then I read your shorts comment and realized there were indeed shorts. I felt better after that.

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  8. The shorts were VERY tiny. It was quite frightening. However, I must also note that this creature did not appear to be furry at all in real life. In fact, he looked strangely hairless from my perspective.

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  9. Hmmm... He looks furry from here. At least his back does. But I can see his legs looking hairless. In any case, frightening. And actually if he were hairless, it would be way more frightening. I'm sorry your perspective had to experience that.

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  10. I think I've found the perfect birthday gift for E!

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  11. You know the other day I saw some really REALLY skinny dude. I mean beanpole skinny. I thought of busting out the ninja phone cam and snapping a pic and then I felt really mean doing it. Sigh... Sorry... L. But I did think of you.

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  12. Konway... you always make my day a little better... LOL.. thanks for the laugh.

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  13. The people of Konway - something everyone needs to see

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  14. Keep putting more pics. They are more than funny. Also, you might start gathering pics from other people from all over the world.

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  15. the Canadian tuxedo just made my morning a lot more delightful!

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  16. SAD! Don't make fun of cute little elderly ladies. Her tracksuit is so sporty and she's probably on her way to Golden Yoga.

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  17. In a way, I feel bad for taking that little old lady's picture...but, I must also note that I was actually extremely jealous of her outfit.

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  18. Hilarious.

    Btw, the dude with the gym shoes looks like the dude with the backwards hat in the "Which One is Konway" entry. Hmmmmm.........

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  19. Haha, do you think that guy in the leafy jacket ever buries himself in leaves and jumps out at people yelling "rarrrgh, I'm a scary leaf monster."

    ... or is that just something I'd like to do???

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  20. I love the mouse that looks like a car. I want one!

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  21. I wonder what's inside the racecar lunch box?

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  22. Didn't she read the safety card? DO NOT INFLATE YOUR PUFFY COAT BEFORE LEAVING THE TRAIN.

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  23. At least you were stranded home in the snow and not buried somewhere underneath it like I imagined... Or trapped in a bus... WTF, weather?!

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  24. Awww...I loved the 'LOVE' hat. The guy at the zoo with the jeans, though? For some reason it really weirded me out. The 'Universal Police' chick made me smile, too. Think her beat only includes the earth, or does she patrol Mars, too?

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  25. Konway,

    Your blog certainly isn't pedestrian!! How about I start a Konway WEST in CA?

    Id give you a run for your money-

    Yiayia

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