December 30, 2011 HEADLINES OF THE DAY

Sinead O'Connor: crack cocaine ended 16-day marriage
I mean, did she really think it was a good idea to marry crack cocaine?
Sinkhole threatens graves from 1800s
Graves respond by simply saying "Are you threatening me?"

December 29, 2011 VIDEO OF THE DAY

Who in the world watched or enjoyed Cats anyway? That's one mystery of life I will never be able to answer...

December 27, 2011 HEADLINES OF THE DAY

Hefner, ex-fiance battle over puppy
That's right, an 85 year-old man and a centerfold engaging in fisticuffs, over a puppy...at least, that's what I'm picturing.

Crandall Head to transfer from Illinois
No plans to change awesome name.