March 5-6, 2011 - fresh weekend HEADLINE GUESSING knowledge

I mean, I guess you don't even need to read these stories now...
Navy tries to discharge sailor for sleepover
I thought that the Navy was pretty much one big sleepover on a big boat…apparently, I was wrong?
JWoww a top threat to your computer
Of course, The Situation doesn't even know how to work a computer…
Sean Penn says he'd welcome Sheen's help in Haiti
I mean, are they really that desperate for help, or does Sean Penn just want Sheen to bring some goddesses for him?
Man apologizes for traffic jam via Twitter
People stuck in traffic jam respond angrily via Twitter, car horn and verbal threats.
Thousands line Sydney streets for Gay Mardi Gras
I wonder how you earn beads at Gay Mardi Gras…actually, I don't really want to know all that bad.
Hardworking roofer or brutal killer?
What kind of world do we live in when you can't do both?
Coroner: Mississippi boy found in oven died from heat
I'm pretty sure this was the easiest case the coroner has ever handled.
Huckabee slams Natalie Portman pregnancy
Between this and his statements about Obama growing up in Kenya, it seems like maybe Mike Huckabee is just trying to challenge Charlie Sheen for the most nonsensical quotes this week? He's still not even close.
Publicity stunt goes wrong, draws ire
I thought it's pretty much a given that if your publicity stunt goes wrong, it's going to draw ire.
Cable guy, boy hailed for saving baby from pit bull attack
It's always nice to see cable guys and little boys teaming up for anything…especially to save a baby from a dangerous dog. We just don't see enough of that these days.

1 comment:

  1. The Mississippi coroner: that was going above and beyond for him. In that state don't they usually list the cause of death as "heart stopped beating?"


COMMENT (or else)