March 30, 2011 - Cavs Make Decision To Win

cavs beat lebron It's very possible that LeBron and the Heat lost this game on purpose to make LeBron look like a more sympathetic character, isn't it? I mean, that's the only explanation I can think of.

tokyo electric power financial difficulties - Surprisingly, the power company that runs all those disaster area nuclear plants in Japan may soon be facing some financial obstacles...
mad men season 5 delayed - The fans can't be happy about this turn of events. I'm guessing there will be a lot of "mad men" out there when they hear this news...
syrian protests continue - Syria, a totally different country from Libya, is apparently facing some violent anti-government protests of its own these days.
boone pickens natural gas legislation - Texas oil magnate and billionaire T. Boone Pickens wants you to use more natural gas, and I don't know about you, but I never argue with a guy named T. Boone.

little norwegian's got talent Sure, it's a little freaky and a little scary at times, but this little Viking-in-training is also pretty entertaining.

jalen rose arrested for dui earlier this month - Not sure if this was on his way to tape his Fab Five documentary interviews or on his way home from those interviews...
mom feed kids antkiller to kill ants - It almost would have been better to have the kids swallow a spider to catch those ants that wriggled and jiggled inside them.
pizza robber messes up - Planning on robbing a pizza delivery man? Try not to tip the guy off while ordering said pizza.
house looks like hitler? - Don't get me wrong, it's a very ugly house...but I'm not sure I see the resemblance.

secretariat Sure, he was a horse, but he was more likeable and more successful than any of the other celebrities born on this day. "Big Red" was the most dominant horse the sport has ever seen, which I guess was cool for bettors who didn't mind winning 5 cents on every dollar.