March 3, 2011 - You Have the Right to Spew Hatred

supreme court sides with funeral protesters
Apparently freedom of speech does still protect your right to be ignorant, disrespectful and downright hateful.

addicted to sheen - It turns out that maybe Charlie Sheen isn't the only one of us who's addicted to Charlie Sheen…maybe he's right about being special after all?
serena williams hospitalized - It appears her injury was surprisingly unrelated to a wardrobe mishap during a tennis match.
2 u.s. troops killed in german airport - Out of all the places you'd expect to get shot as a soldier…I can't imagine this is high on the list.
ipad2 introduced - Introduced by none other than Steve Jobs, it's a lot like the original iPad, but I guess it's better? Or at least has a cooler name.
jackie joyner-kersee
Regarded by many as the world's greatest female athlete, which is kind of like being the world's greatest male ballet dancer.

herschel walker - Speaking of male ballet dancers/college Hall of Fame football player/Olympic bobsledder/mixed martial artists...
tone loc - This rap baritone extraordinaire sang hits such as Funky Cold Medina and also had a role in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
woman slips on banana peel and sues
I guess you can slip on banana peels in real life…unless this is actually a lawsuit taking place within a cartoon.
judge lends tie to accused murderer
I actually didn't know judges owned ties. I thought they just owned like 1,000 black robes.
awesome beauty pageant answer
To be fair, it's hard to be smart and coherent when you're so busy being beautiful…I would know.
live sex toy demonstration in class
This wasn't at some party school either…it was at Northwestern…between the Social Network and this, maybe smart schools are becoming cool now?
alligator bites trainers head
I'm sorry, I don't have a ton of sympathy for a guy who gets his head bit by an alligator after he sticks his head in the alligator's mouth.

1 comment:

  1. Here's an idea: Why not expose The Thoughts of Charlie Sheen to the cold light of day. We don't need to mock him. He mocks himself:

    rob walker


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