the OTHER big news:
jpmorgan knew of madoff fraud? - Well, allegedly they had an idea that there was a chance that maybe the returns were too good to be true…as if anyone would have listened to that kind of nonsense.
andy pettitte retires - You know, the guy who did 'roids with his dad and Roger Clemens!
chicago's lake shore drive opens - But, if you're there looking for the car you had to abandon there in that blizzard, I'm not entirely sure where it is...
mubarak to step down? - Well, you see, he definitely would, but it would probably be bad for the country…although, I guess if you think about it, things aren't exactly going great now…
February 4, 2011: lawrence taylor Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
garth brooks - The original crossover country star paved the way for people like Taylor Swift…oops.
chris rock - He's come a long way from being a mediocre performer on Saturday Night Live.
ashton kutcher - In some ways, we've all been punk'd into letting this guy get so successful.
Apparently, Lil Wayne forgot his New Orleans roots during his jail stint. Either that, or he's a huge fairweather fan.
I guess she was just really looking out for her son…although, she may also have been promised a large sum of money by Ole Miss.
If you're going to crash your car, the least you can do is stick the landing.
There's something awesome about a normal hockey fight…but that's nothing compared to a GOALIE FIGHT!
Go ahead, you know you want to look and find out what new button the Verizon iPhone has. I won't judge you…much.
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