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two and a half men dropped by cbs Really Short Story: Not sure why you would drop a show featuring Charlie Sheen now. I've never watched the show, and I was really looking forward to seeing what happened. |
terror suspect targets gw bush - For hardcore right-wingers like GW, this is actually a badge of honor, I'm pretty sure.
boeing wins major government contract - Boeing is going to build $30 some billion worth of refueling aircrafts for the government…uhhhh, okay, cool, I guess.
final flight of space shuttle discovery - Speaking of flying objects that I don't really care all that much about…
gadaffi blames protests on bin laden - Well, he also blamed some of it on drugs, so don't worry, Osama, this whole Libya mess isn't all your fault.
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chelsea handler February 25, 2011 - chelsea handler day! |
WHY?: She wrote a book called "Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea." Now, I'm not vodka, but if I was, my response would be, "Uhhh, well, I might be here, as long as you promise you're not here to tell any jokes." She just reminds me of a better-looking Kathy Griffin...although, I guess anyone is better looking than Kathy Griffin.TOMORROW'S contenders:
gilbert gottfried - Along with James Earl Jones, one of the two smoothest voices in Hollywood…oops, maybe I meant "most recognizable."
mario andretti - If you're in the car with someone driving too fast, it's customary to yell "Whoa, slow down, Mario Andretti!"
ali larter - She wore a whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues. I'm sure she's done other work, too.
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kanye west on abortion They call these "outrageous" tweets from Kanye…of course, just so you know, everything Kanye says or tweets might be considered outrageous. |
Is it really that much worse or grosser than milk that comes out of a cow? Well, yeah, it probably is, actually.
hangover 2 teaser trailer
Why you gotta tease me like that? Is anyone else disappointed that it appears that Doug will not have a major role in the sequel?
awesome dunk by football player
It doesn't appear that anyone had the heart to tell him that he should have probably been a basketball player.
tim floyd gone wild
Did you even know Tim Floyd was still allowed around college-aged children any more?
I'm actually sad they canceled 2 and 1/2 men, it was funny!
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