the OTHER big news:
miguel cabrera arrested for dui - I guess he was tired of Albert Pujols stealing all the baseball headlines…there's better ways to get the attention back, though.
solar flare - It's coming, and it might be pretty, but it could be trouble…but I probably didn't have to tell you that a solar flare might cause problems.
libya's day of anger - Just another day of government protest against anti-government protests in the Middle East.
budget goes to house - If you don't know what people mean when they discuss bureacracy in Washington, try to follow the latest federal budget fiasco…
February 18, 2011: yoko ono Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
kelsey grammer - I don't know a whole lot about Kelsey other than his girly name and he was Dr. Frasier Crane…and I get the feeling I want to keep it that way.
jennifer love hewitt - Proving that you don't need talent to be successful…but you do need a couple other assets.
david geffen - I think he's like a big-time music exec…meaning he hates you for downloading all that free music.
Then calls a sports radio show to brag about it…then gets arrested. Not everyone in Alabama is as smart as Antoine Dodson…
wrestler refuses to wrestle girl
Most guys I know did just about anything to wrestle girls when they were in high school.
patient gets wrong kidney
Doctors say "oops, are you sure?"
detroit gets robocop statue
I know this seems strange, but in a city like Detroit, this actually should spruce the place up.
cruel synchronized goldfish trick
Animal cruelty now includes goldfish? What's next, ants?
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