the OTHER big news:
pujols deadline passes - Albert Pujols might be a free agent…meaning months and months of speculation on whether he'll sign with the Yankees or the Red Sox.
senator scott brown reveals abuse - It was when he was a child, not when he joined Congress. Congress is a messed up place, but not that messed up…
billy ray cyrus scared for miley - I assume he's scared because he just realized that she is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus.
charlie sheen back to work - Apparently, he's just a high-functioning, high-earning drug and sex addict.
February 17, 2011: michael jordan Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
dr. dre - He's not really a doctor, but you try telling that to Snoop Dogg and Eminem.
yoko ono - Forever known as the woman who broke up The Beatles, and thus any women who ever ruins a good thing is called "Yoko."
john travolta - Went from Saturday Night Fever to Scientology Fever, with a stop on the C-List in between.
He's got a point, I mean, did our founding fathers use Google?
reporter mocks her co-host
Either something was lost in the translation of this Australian broadcast, or she just told millions of people that the dude has a little package.
strange michael jordan statues
I mean, I know the number is wrong, but that's not what scares me most about these freaky statues.
long distance alley oop
Finally, we figure out why Lebron wanted to play with D-Wade…just so they could do this one play.
michael vick cancels oprah appearance
I guess he probably figured out that most of Oprah's audience would side more with dogs than with a former dog murderer.
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