the OTHER big news:
cbs reporter attacked in egypt - This makes that Anderson Cooper attack look like downright playful. This is actually a really bad story…
political unrest in bahrain and iran - Speaking of insanity in the Middle East, I guess certain other countries just saw Egypt's latest Twitter updates and have decided to follow suit.
albert pujols contract situation - Little PR tip for Mr. Pujols: don't televise your decision if you choose to leave St. Louis. Also, maybe change the pronunciation of your last name?
deutsche borse nyse merger - What does this merger mean for you? Nothing at all, just keep praying to the magical forces that control the stock market.
February 16, 2011: kim jong-il Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
michael jordan - The greatest athlete to ever live. Could he be making another comeback?
paris hilton - The greatest talentless heiress to ever live.
lou diamond phillips - The greatest late 80's actor with the middle named Diamond to ever live.
Well, if he's not an insane killer, he's a killer with a very active imagination.
charlie sheen calls espn radio show
Let's be honest, any time Sheen is spending not physically doing drugs or soliciting prostitutes is probably a good thing.
coke's secret formula
Here's a big hint: it's mostly sugar and carbonated water.
super car coming to u.s.
I know it's a little expensive, but I'm pretty sure it doubles as a time machine.
computer dominates jeopardy
Alright, we get it, computers are smarter than humans.
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