the OTHER big news:
mubarak doesn't resign - Hey, Hosni, I am not 100% sure, but I don't think that pretending like you are going to resign, and then NOT resigning is the best way to calm down all those riotous protesters.
hp touchpad released - It's kinda like an iPad, but it's not made by Apple or called an iPad, so I'm guessing it won't be all that popular.
sidney crosby's consussion troubles - You think concussions are limited to football? Think again, it turns out that racking up huge dentist bills is not the only health-related concern of the modern hockey player.
ray allen sets 3-point record - I'm sure Ray Allen wasn't a math major in college, but he's figured out that it's better to score 3 points at once than just 2.
February 11, 2011: sarah palin Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
pat o'brien - The former television personality with the awesome mustache whose career was ruined by a drug/sex-type voicemail.
steve mcnair - The former All-Pro QB, whose life ended during a dispute with an insane young woman whom he was messing around with.
michael bloomberg - Independent Mayor of New York and really, really rich dude.
Mark Sanchez just found out that it's completely legal to hook up with 17 year-olds in New York...uh oh.
head shaving helmet
This is a terrible head injury waiting to happen.
jordan practices with bobcats
Speaking of bald heads, old man Mike Jordan is back on the court...just practicing, but still dominating.
former prostitute fired from teaching
Just so you know, she was fired from teaching art, not from a job teaching prostitution.
joan rivers versus fox news
I just heard about this whole Joan Rivers vs. Fox News thing, and I thought to myself, there's a battle that no one can possibly win.
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