the OTHER big news:
nyse euronext and deutsch borse - These two are in talks of a merger. If you have any idea what that means, you probably need to simplify your investing strategies.
rep. giffords speaks - My guess is that she heard that her husband is leaving her side to go play astronaut with his buddies.
ipad 2 in production? - Don't worry, I'm sure they will make another iPad eventually. They'll probably even charge you a few extra bucks for that new number at the end of the name.
egypt's to-do list - The White House has put together a to-do list for Egypt…hopefully it doesn't involve making "Walk Like An Egyptian" the new national anthem.
February 10, 2011: glenn beck Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
taylor lautner - He's the hottest young vampire/werewolf/whatever out there, I guess.
jennifer aniston - Proof that all it takes is one lucky casting break to achieve a lifetime of fame.
sarah palin - Your next President? Only if that is followed by the almost-immediate downfall of the country.
It actually has very little to do with his mayoral skills, and more to do with his ridiculous name…or at least that's a pretty good excuse.
I feel like high schools across the country should probably have a standard form letter for this kind of occurrence.
"Hey, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have all that cash in the register, you know, so I don't have to use this gun to end your life."
What better way to celebrate the royal wedding than trying to prevent creating the birth of another commoner.
I'm sorry, but I refuse to acknowledge Steve Harvey as an original king of comedy while he's hosting the Family Feud.
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