the OTHER big news:
nyse euronext and deutsch borse - These two are in talks of a merger. If you have any idea what that means, you probably need to simplify your investing strategies.
rep. giffords speaks - My guess is that she heard that her husband is leaving her side to go play astronaut with his buddies.
ipad 2 in production? - Don't worry, I'm sure they will make another iPad eventually. They'll probably even charge you a few extra bucks for that new number at the end of the name.
egypt's to-do list - The White House has put together a to-do list for Egypt…hopefully it doesn't involve making "Walk Like An Egyptian" the new national anthem.
February 10, 2011: glenn beck Day!
TOMORROW'S contenders:
taylor lautner - He's the hottest young vampire/werewolf/whatever out there, I guess.
jennifer aniston - Proof that all it takes is one lucky casting break to achieve a lifetime of fame.
sarah palin - Your next President? Only if that is followed by the almost-immediate downfall of the country.
It actually has very little to do with his mayoral skills, and more to do with his ridiculous name…or at least that's a pretty good excuse.
school eats bad brownies
I feel like high schools across the country should probably have a standard form letter for this kind of occurrence.
polite gas station robbery
"Hey, if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have all that cash in the register, you know, so I don't have to use this gun to end your life."
royal wedding condoms
What better way to celebrate the royal wedding than trying to prevent creating the birth of another commoner.
fun family feud answer
I'm sorry, but I refuse to acknowledge Steve Harvey as an original king of comedy while he's hosting the Family Feud.
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