Short Story: So you would probably think that a guy named Owen Honors, a captain in the United States navy, would be a pretty cool guy. You know, like a real, well, you know...honorable individual that would know right from wrong and would be able to keep his crew from doing anything stupid. Unfortunately, this is why you should never assume just because a dude has a name like that and a job like that that he is any different from, oh, say, Brett Favre (more on him later...) Apparently, Captin Honors, who may be removed from his post, broadcast some vulgar videos on his ship for his crew to watch in 2006 and 2007. So, while society seems to accept the fact that sailors use dirty language, it is time to recognize that we will still not tolerate dirty videos.
January 4, 2011: michael stipe Day! - Just the lead singer of the world's best college band.
TOMORROW'S contenders:
january jones - This Mad Men star's parents must have been super-creative people to come up with that first name.
diane keaton - I bet in 1972 in her first major role in the Godfather, she never imagined she'd get naked in a film with Jack Nicholson…almost 40 years later.
marilyn manson - Not the cause of various high school shootings over the past decades, but I could see how one might come to that conclusion.
Everyone knows you don't give a kid a gun for Christmas, they could shoot their eye out…or your head off.
coach negotiates no gatorade bath
I am pretty sure he just told these guys that they didn't have any more Gatorade for the team to drink on the bus ride home if they dumped this bucket.
man robs store with big stick
Walk softly, carry a big stick, then rob a convenience store?
woman ejected from college basketball game
Someone's mom just got kicked out of a Memphis basketball game on national television.
favre sued by massage therapists
I think they sued him for tricking them into thinking he was retiring for the past several seasons…or for sexual harrassment.
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