January 28, 2011 - Jeff Fisher Forgets the Titans

jeff fisher no longer titans coach
Really Short Story: The Tennessee Titans and the only coach they have ever known have parted ways and somewhere out there, Vince Young is probably wondering if this means he can come back now.

the OTHER big news:
ford posts $6bil profit - I guess all they had to do was start making quality automobiles again.
rahm emanuel back on ballot - Rahmbo cannot be stopped…not permanently at least.
egypt protests get violent - Those Egyptians are determined to get the right to protest, by any means necessary.
mandela heads home from hospital - He appears to be dealing with the reality of being 92 years old surprisingly well.
carlos slim
January 28, 2011: carlos slim Day! - He may be Slim, but his wallet is fat!
WHY?: I am fascinated with this guy for a couple of reasons. First of all, the name. I mean, come on, is there a cooler real name out there? If there is, I haven't heard it, and I certainly think it's the perfect name for a Mexican billionaire. Second of all, the guy is arguably the richest man in the world in terms of net worth, and he has made all those billions of dollars off of the relatively poor (by U.S. standards) country of Mexico, where he owns and operates nearly all of the telephone lines at some of the highest usage fees in the world through his companies Telmex and American Movil. Which isn't to say that he isn't a great guy, but I'd also have to imagine that he didn't get where he is today by being a great guy or caring all too much about the 17% of his fellow countrymen who live in poverty.

TOMORROW'S contenders:
justin timberlake - He can do it all, although, taking Britney Spears virginity isn't the accomplishment it once was.
portia de rossi - Starred on Arrested Development and married to Ellen. Needless to say, I'm jealous of both of those...
ernie banks - Being nicknamed Mr. Cub would be a lot cooler if the Cubs had won a World Series in the past 100 years.
golden voice leaves rehab
They tried to make him go to rehab, but he said, in his golden voice, "No! No! No!"
kucinich gets bad olive
Dennis Kucinich is suing the cafeteria on Capitol Hill for making him a bad sandwich. That's the kind of decision-making that Americans demand.
a real life burnout
Someone needs to tell this guy how much gas costs these days. This may look cool, but it's not cheap.
gilbert arenas spending habits
It's like, you make it in the NBA, make millions of dollars, then women start suing you and trying to tell you that you can't have pet sharks.
charlie sheen to hospital
Woulnd't it be more of a headline if it was something like "Sheen Spends Uneventful Day at Home."