November 15, 2010 - O-Hi-(o) There Again!

ohio teen from missing family found
Really Short Story: Don't trust weirdos that have been previously convicted of arson.
Short Story: I don't know if this is just me, or if it is wrong for me to think this way, but when I hear about a 30 year-old man living with a 32 year-old woman and her 13 year-old daughter and 10 year-old son, it doesn't come as a huge surprise to me that a.) the mother works at a local Dairy Queen b.) the man is described by neighbors as a "weirdo" and c.) the man was previously conducted of arson,and refused to cooperate with authorities when he was arrested and the 13 year-old girl was found bound and gagged in the house. I mean, that whole setup strikes me as either a heartwarming situation comedy, or a domestic incident waiting to happen. Unfortunately, this is one show you won't see on the WB following DeGrassi Girl any time soon. Randy Savage
November 15, 2010: Randy Savage Day! - Snap into this abbreviated Macho Man bio! OHHHH YEAAHHHHH!!!
WHY?: Known originally as Randy Poffo, and later as the "Macho Man," Randy Savage is one of the most well-known wrestlers in recent memory. He is known for always saying stuff like "Oooooohhh YEEAAHHHH!" and he also wore sunglasses in almost every interview he ever gave. He is also probably the most famous beef jerky spokesman of all time, thanks to his 1990's sponsorship of Slim Jim. As his wrestling career wound down, he released a rap album, which fared about as well as you would expect from a guy with no musical abilities whose voice might best be described as a raspy growl. So, as the Macho Man turns 58 today, let's hope he has stopped wearing so many outfits involving leopard-print spandex.

TOMORROW'S contenders:
dwight gooden - They used to call him Doctor K. I believe that was short for Doctor Kocaine?
amare stoudemire - New York's Lebron sweepstakes consolation prize.
maggie gyllenhaal - Like a female version of Jake Gyllenhaal that never made out with Heath Ledger.

11/16/10 POTD POLL!

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