October 9-10, 2010 - fresh weekend NAME CHANGE knowledge

Alright, this is supposed to be a user-input post, but due to circumstances beyond my control, it is just going to be a Konway-input post, which, of course, means it should be the best user-input post EVER! The question is: If you could change your name to anything in the world, what would you change it to? The answers are...
ps. You can also check out this digital scavenger hunt which I dominated.
Manchild Jones
This has always been my backup name. It came to me in a vision one night...
Justin Timberlake XIV
People would either think I was a distant relative of Justin Timberlake, a huge idiot, or both.
Wil Son
WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Side note: If I was Brazilian, I would just go by Wilson)
Martin Martin
Also known as Martin, Martin.
Horace Vanderbilt
This totally sounds like a dude that would wear a monocle, which is exactly what I was going for.
Stimpson Reynolds
It kinda sounds like the rich kid in prep school that always gets in to trouble and has his dad bail him out.
Shooter McGillicutty
One of the best first names in the world, and the coolest Irish last name ever.
Amos Daddy
Amos sounds like a really wise and respectable dude, but I would probably prefer to go by Mr. Daddy in most situations.
Donald McRonald
Wait a second, what did you just say your name was...ohhhhhh, that sounds just like...
Zeus Goddard
Did you ever wonder why all those Greek Gods had white hair? How often do you see a really jacked up dude with really long white hair and beards?

best new name
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1 comment:

  1. hahahaha! Awesome list! Well I think Shooter McGillicutty is pretty cool! I envision a scene like James Bond. You can go like 'My name is McGillicutty....Shooter Mcgillicutty'...then you must do a dramatic stare and walk away. Oh oh do use an Indian accent, but please do not trip.

    Oh this would work perfectly with Martin, martin as well haha!

    Sorry. I need some coffee now.


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