September 3, 2010 - Talkin Peace in the Middle-East!

middle east peace talks
If you thought that the people in America were opposed to mosques and Islam, that is nothing compared to the feelings the Israelis have for them. However, while in America, our religious disputes typically end up with a few angry protesters, in the Middle East, their disputes go on for thousands of years and often result in deadly suicide bombings or various other human rights violations. So, while it sounds like a nice idea for the Israelis and Palestinians to engage in peace talks, it is unlikely that we will see any type of resolution any time in the near future, no matter what anyone says. You are more likely to see the Big Ten conference expand to 12 teams and split into 2 divisions before...oh, wait, that really happened?

who's right?

nothingprofound asks…
Q: When evening falls, does it make a sound?
A: Mr. Profound, first of all, let's address the fact that evening is a time of day, and therefore not an animate object capable of making noises. However, I once knew a guy named Johnny Evening. He was actually prone to falls, and would scream quite loudly whenever he did so. Then he would yell, "I've fallen and I can't get up" until someone finally responded. However, although evening is not as capable of sound as Mr. Evening, you may hear many sounds as evening slowly falls over the land. These include the howls of wolves (or men turning into werewolves), owls hooting, and crickets chirping. However, if there is no one around to hear any of these sounds, it is unlikely that the sounds are actually made.
ti and wife arrested
This is huge news to me. I actually had no idea they ever let rapper T.I. out of jail in the first place. Also, he is married to some lady named Tiny.
man goes through x-ray machine
If I had a dollar for every time I've tried doing this at an airport…
nyjer morgan brawl
Rough week for Nyjer Morgan. Throws a ball at a heckler, runs over a catcher, starts a huge brawl. Maybe he's just taking out his frustration over the loss of Stephen Strasburg?
cluttered lawn court case
Since when is it a crime to store a bunch of garbage on your front lawn? Oh, it is? It's always been that way?
the third olsen sister
Oh great, another Olsen sister to not really care all that much about any more…unless they can put together a Full House reunion.

Here's the real history of the modern Middle East: fighting, bombings, more fighting, religious dispute, fighitng, bombings, anger, peace talks, fighting. To be continued...