September 22, 2010 - The Hoff Voted Off!

hasselhoff elimated from dancing
Even if you aren't into this whole Dancing with the Stars phenomenon, you have to be a little excited about the cast of characters they have assembled for this season's competition. Even if you're not into Margaret Cho (yeah, I have no idea) or Dirty Dancing legend Jennifer Grey, you have to be interested in watching David Hasselhoff, Michael Bolton, The Situation, and, of course, Bristol Palin! Well, the good news is that most of these people will be returning next week, including America's favorite abstinence-loving teenage mother, but the man simply known as "The Hoff" will be heading back to the set of Baywatch, or Knight Rider, or whatever groundbreaking sitcom he is working on these days, as he was booted from the competition last evening.

david hasselhoff's best work
liftingmeup asks…
Q: I'm addicted to Starbucks chai lattes. Does that make me a nerdy hipster?
A: Well, there are a few things to answer with this one. First of all, I don't think you are actually addicted to the chai lattes themselves. I think you are addicted to the tasty sugar inside them combined with that wonderful gift of caffeine. Second, a true hipster would NEVER ever be caught dead in a Starbucks. True hipsters only gather at the local coffee shops that are not associated so prevalently with the establishment. Finally, however, this latte addiction could make you the even more annoying quasi-hipster-wannabe. You know, the ones that enjoy all the benefits of society, such as Starbucks, but choose to selectively "rebel" by complaining a lot and wearing totally ridiculous outfits, which probably cost more, and require significantly more effort than your average outfit from Old Navy. However, this has a lot more to do with attitude than drink selection, so given your positive, uplifting name, I would imagine you are safe!
costumed man runs on field
Hey, I don't promote running on the field, but…well, I don't promote wearing a red spandex bodysuit either.
serengeti highway
A highway through the Serengeti? I mean, is that really necessary, where are we going that we need to cut across the Serengeti so bad?
nike store bedbugs
Just a reminder to always remember to say "don't let the bedbugs bite," before sleeping. Otherwise, they may just come take over your store.
dad bullies the bullies
Call me crazy, but, uh, maybe these kids kinda had this one coming.
dad stun guns bully
Now, this old man/dad, on the other hand, may have crossed the line. If you're going to fight an 11 year-old boy, fight him like a man.

Pamela Anderson may be the one you associate with Baywatch, but that show would have been nothing without The Hoff and his son Hobie. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you definitely need to buy this DVD right now.

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