August 30, 2010 - WASPs Swarm Washington!

beck washington rally
This weekend, conservative commentator/religious right-wing nutjob/political satirist?/???!???!? Glenn Beck held a rally at the Lincoln Memorial on the same day as Martin Luther King gave his famous "I have a dream…" speech in the exact same spot 47 years ago. Mr. Beck's rally was known as "Restoring Honor," but a more fitting name might have been "Glenn Beck's WASP Reclamation Project" or "Obama hates God!" or "God GOD GOD! God!" or something like that. Needless to say, it was a religious-oriented affair, and I don't think the crowd was what you would call diverse.

which RALLY did you watch?

FreeFromGracey
Q: At what point does one get off the bus, if one doesn't know where one is heading?
A: The way I see it, if one were to get on the bus without knowing where one was heading in the first place, and one then finds oneself continuously referring to oneself as "one," I recommend that one get off the bus at the nearest therapist's office, because one is either suffering from some form of identity crisis or the early stages of Alzheimer's. That is just one man's opinion. One love!
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Don't you just want to go up to Glenn Beck and squeeze those chubby cheeks of his? I mean, like squeeze them really hard...alright, let go of the fat kid now.