July 7, 2010 - Goin' Dutch!

netherlands world cup finals
Call it the Netherlands, call it Holland, call it the place where Amsterdam is, but any way you look at it, the World Cup Final just got a little oranger thanks to a group of Dutch footballers. As widely anticipated, they advanced with a victory over Uruguay yesterday and will face the winner of today's Germany-Spain contest. Either way, count on a lot of marijuana/Heineken-fueled celebrations by wooden-shoed little boys plugging dams in the country over the coming days.
lindsay lohan jail
Poor Lindsay Lohan. She has tried so hard since going on probation for her 2007 DUI arrest to stay out of trouble, well, aside from all the drinking, drug-fueled trips to foreign lands, "lost" passports, and what not, and a mean old judge still sentenced her to 90 days in jail for violating her probation. To be fair, that is 90 days more than celebrity OJ Simpson got for killing someone.
lebron james twitter
After all the hoopla, and all the craziness surrounding the Lebron-MANIA of 2010, King James has finally made a decision. He has decided to join…Twitter. You can find him on Twitter under the username @KingJames and already has over 180,000 followers. Oh, and if you want to know where he will play next year, that announcement will come on Thursday evening, if you even care now.
east coast heat wave
There is a heat wave hitting the East Coast, which, if you live on the East Coast, I am sure you are aware of, and let's be honest, even if you don't live on the East Coast, I am sure you are aware of it. I mean, it is like 120 degrees on average every day in Phoenix, yet all you ever hear about them is...
arizona immigration challenge
…this crazy immigration law. While it may not change the rigid way in which some American citizens view any non-100% natural-born Americans, it seems it could change the way state and federal governments interact with each other. I guess that means it has a lot in common with the old McCulloch v. Maryland Supreme Court case of 1819, including the antiquated 19th century viewpoints.

priest steals to buy male escorts
Hey, I guess, to look on the brightside, this priest was not abusing little boys, right?

crazy theme parks
Oh, South Korea, if anything, this makes me want to procreate even less. Maybe you should just put up provocative posters of that little guy to the North…

driver pulled over for water gun
I guess this could have been dangerous if this guy went around squirting water into other drivers' eyes.
fan falls from upper deck
You have to ask yourself, just how bad do you want to catch that foul ball?
megan fox strange thumbs
I've been saying this for years, but something about Megan Fox just doesn't work for me…it's her thumbs!

Don't look good in orange? Well, this Netherlands soccer t-shirt still may be for you, because everyone looks good with a crazy lion on their shirt!

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