roland martin on us soccer feverRoland Martin says that soccer will never catch on in America, which may be true...but take this with a grain of salt, Martin also believes the ascot is making a comeback.
former nfl qb files bankruptcyMark Brunell made $52 million playing in the NFL, which is almost as impressive as how fast he lost all that money.
family obesity surgeryIf you are obese enough to consider weight loss surgery, you probably have a family member or two who could also use the surgery, which is good, because it works better when you do it as a family.
cat prosthetic pawsI try not to mess around with cats too much...I just don't trust them. So you can imagine how I feel about a cat with two Terminator-looking prosthetic paws roaming around out there.
new porn domainPorn websites will now have their own domain, .xxx. This, of course will instantly take over from .com as the most popular domain on the internet.
crimeline refuses rewardMost of this story is unimportant, except for the part about that disheveled homeless man getting caught making over 50 bomb threats within earshot of a guy walking his dog.
airline makes girls throw away turtleEveryone knows you can't bring a turtle on the plane, and if you do, they will throw you off unless you throw the turtle in the garbage...even if you are a little girl. That's not common knowledge?
cross dressing jamaican gangstersWhile this sounds like a hot new musical artist that might open for Lady Gaga, it's just a story about Jamaican gangsters cross-dressing to look like really ugly women.
iran's blogfather trialSome guy in Iran got arrested and charged with popularizing blogging over there. They even call him the "blogfather." Although, I'm sure Iran didn't actually come up with that nickname.
china rent a white guyApparently, in China, you can make $1,000 a week just by being a white guy wearing a suit. I think they actually do that a lot in the U.S. too, though.
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