November 16, 2011 Headlines

Poll: Little faith in super committee
"Super" name fails to make people forget Congress's massive flaws.

Obama Outlines Military Ties With Australia
Heavily reliance upon kangaroos assumed to be part of plan.

Facebook finds cause of porn, violent images in NewsFeeds
Then shakes its head disapprovingly.

Kentucky ends Calipari's Kansas hex
Tell their coach to quit messing around with hexes.

In a dry land, farmers battle miners over water
Readers fail to care.

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