February 28, 2011 - The King's Acceptance Speech

academy awards 2011
Really Short Story: It's been a rough year for dictators who think they are all-powerful kings, with all the protests and coups and what not, so it was probably a small victory for them to see a film called The King's Speech take home top honors at the Academy Awards last night.
libyan security forces switch sides - One day you're ruling a country with a merciless iron fist, the next, your army starts fighting against you…being a ruthless dictator ain't easy.
wi protesters allowed to stay in capitol - I don't know about you, but I think real protesters would be tough enough to sleep outside…even in Wisconsin in February.
charlie sheen on charlie sheen - It's actually Charlie Sheen talking about being on a drug…one called Charlie Sheen…sending teenagers everywhere searching for this elusive drug.
baseball legend duke snider dies - Back in my day, we had real sports heroes, guys named Mickey and Duke…
gilbert gottfried
I will bet you almost anything that when he was growing up, no one figured he would become successful thanks to his voice.
mario andretti - If you are a passenger in a car where the driver is exceeding safe speeds, just say "Slow down, Mario Andretti." They'll know exactly what you mean.
ali larter - As far as I know, she only made one movie appearance...in a whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues.
$32,000 for 6 year-old birthday party
Maybe they were just confused and thought that you were supposed to throw your kids a huge "Sweet 6" bash?
vanderbilt mascot punches fan
This is about a week old, but really, does mascot violence ever get old?
soccer player punches himself
To be fair, this is actually probably a step up from the soccer players who just pretend like they got hit. At least he put in a little effort to actually get hit...
dumb winter olympic mascots
I'm no expert on mascots and how cool they should be, but are these really that bad, by mascot standards?
successful american idol rejects
Wait...so, you don't have to win American Idol to become a successful musician?

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