ghadafi clinging to power Really Short Story: As he clings to power, millions of Libyans defy violence to pry it from his hands. I get the feeling if they find him, it won't be just a friendly tug of war, though… |
gastric bypass research - If you're planning on weight-loss surgery, gastric bypass is your best bet. Of course, you could also just stop eating…
earthquake in new zealand - It's unclear how many sheep were injured in the quake.
liam neeson's comeback - Arguably the greatest Irish actor of his generation (that's right, Collin Farrell and Pierce Brosnan!) he's trying to overcome his wife's tragic death.
bhp billiton acquires billions in shale - I don't know what you do with shale, or why you would buy so much of it, but I guess that's why I'm not in this line of business.
julius erving February 22, 2011: julius erving Day! |
TOMORROW'S contenders:
dakota fanning - I don't know why, but I feel like this child actor should be like 42 by now.
michael dell - He founded a computer company. I won't tell you which one, but I will tell you he's rich.
tom osborne - He's basically a god in Nebraska. That's not saying a whole lot, but still…
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woman in the major leagues Well, she's just pitching batting practice, which is like saying a woman is finally in the White House, only to find out she's just a maid. |
I guess they figure people are finally leaving the house, which means first and foremost, time for a fresh, new pair of underwear.
I'm not talking about baseball bats. I'm also cancelling my Australia trip for a while…
If this is how the mourners are acting, I'd hate to see what caused the actual shooting.
Now, there's a million dollar idea: a bulletproof wig! I gotta go work on the prototype!
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