May 31, 2010 - Memorial Day's FRESHEST Hits

broke american cities
Guess what...several American cities are on the brink of going broke! Here's another shocker: Detroit is one of them! Happy Memorial Day!
priest applications
Want to be a priest? Be prepared to answer a series of tough questions that you will most likely have to lie about. Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it...
mexican pirates
Mexican pirates are the new hot thing in the pirate world. Unfortunately, they aren't the smartest pirates, as they have been raiding the boats of Texas fisherman, and most likely coming away with a few delicious bass, at most.
chad ochocinco homeless boy
Say what you will about Chad Ochocinco and his sometimes curious antics, but it appears, unlike most successful wide receivers, he recognizes the existence of other people in the world.
nfl player loves taylor swift
Speaking of wide receivers, newly drafted Golden Tate has violated one of the NFL's unwritten rules by declaring his love for Taylor Swift and her music. Kanye West is expected to respond by running on the field shortly after Tate's first NFL touchdown.
ozzy osbourne wax museum
This is a great trick that rocker Ozzy Osbourne pulls on his adoring fans, especially because he looks like he could be a lifeless wax figure even when he is moving.
colombian superhero president
Yes, this is like the 8th time I've put this story up, but click the link, see the picture, and then understand that this guy is the newest president of Colombia...yes, the entire country.
17 year old toddler
This seems like a very strange story, but it's been covered in a variety of movies, including The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Jack, Freaky Friday and Bebe's Kids. (Okay, maybe not that last one...)
extra small swiss condoms
Here's the thing about this one: any self-respecting twelve year-old boy buying condoms or actually planning to have sex would never admit in front of anyone, including store clerks, that he would like to purchase those special extra-small condoms.
bands at the beach
Take a look at pictures of some of your favorite bands on trips to the beaches. Just remember that bands spend most of their time in garages practicing, so they don't have a lot of time to work on their beach bodies like you and I do.

Did you know that Memorial Day is actually meant to celebrate the men and women who have died while serving our country? Yeah, it really has much less to do with beaches and BBQs than you would probably think.

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