world cup final octopus predictionAmid death threats from the Germans, the octopus has spoken…and he says LeBron is going to Miami…oh, and Spain is going to win the World Cup finale this weekend.
miami heat introduction partyThe solution for angry Cleveland fans is really quite simple: be like LeBron, move to Miami.
lohan scared of jailApparently, Lindsay Lohan is scared to death of jail…if only she would have thought of that while violating her parole on numerous occasions.
cell phone inventorThis old fellow claims he invented the cell phone. Zack Morris just popularized it.
10 disappearing brandsRadioShack is disappearing? Where will I get my radios now?
pictures with bozoA bunch of people posing for pictures with some clown…literally.
zooperstarsNeed an idea for your next children's birthday party? Well, these guys might work if you don't mind a bunch of crying children.
taiwanese government brawlI can only assume that someone in the Taiwanese government suggested that they should try to build higher quality toys…leading to this brawl.
woman taped dog to fridgeHell hath no fury like the crazy broad you just dumped left alone with a roll of tape and your dog.
cleveland reaction to lebronThink of it this way, Cleveland...remember that scene in Varsity Blues where Dawson is tempted by the girl with the whipped cream bikini while he is dating the less popular girl? Well, if LeBron was Dawson, he would have gone for the whipped cream…can you really blame him?
She taped the dog ~upside down~ to the fridge?
ReplyDeleteShe needs to be tazed.
Repeatedly.
Folks here in Columbus Ohio are just as angry, btw. So much so that ~I~ even know who Lebron is.
:).
I figured people in Columbus didn't know that professional sports existed, unless it involved a former Buckeyes star. The big question is who will be more hated now, LeBron, or anyone from Michigan?
ReplyDeleteFor now it will be Lebron. Come football season? Michigan. Definitely.
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