August 15, 2011 - Shake, Wait, This Doesn't Work!

If you have ever seriously considered buying a "Shake Weight," well, take a look at the results that this guy has seen after 112 days of working with it, and re-think that questionable decision. Of course, if you haven't considered buying one, then just enjoy the inspiration that this bearded fella provides with comments like "It's not a one man show!" or "Don't let anybody ever tell you you can't do something, unless it's illegal, and then if you wanna do it, go to a country where it's legal!" I can't think of a better way to start a week off. No, seriously, I'm having a hard time waking up and I literally can't think of a better way to start this week off.

August 12, 2011 - The Face of Wall St.

This is the picture on the front of CNN right now. Not sure if that creepy dude on the left makes me want to sell all my stocks and get out of town, or keep buying just so he doesn't have one of his violent mood swings and burn all of Wall St. down.