November 8, 2011 The Headlines

Greece awaits next prime minister ...you wonder why they have so many problems. Prime Ministers don't just show up.

85 mph gusts, 'sideways snow' hit Alaska In other words, it's just Alaska being Alaska, right?

Herman Cain says he doesn't remember latest accuser ...but he would like to get to know her better, if you know what he means.
Paterno May Step Down at Penn State Or as he says, "Where am I and how did I get here?"

Are we too dumb for Beavis and Butt-Head? ...and if we are, how will we manage figuring that out?

November 1, 2011 - Headline Fixes

Headline (CNN): Will alleged sexual antics or cover-up sink Cain?
No, his absurd ideas and pro-smoking videos will.

Headline (CNN): Kardashian: My marriage was real
...real short.

Headline (ESPN): Illinois congressman compares NCAA to Mafia
That's probably giving the NCAA a little too much credit.

Headline (CBS News): Steve Jobs' last words from Mona Simpson's eulogy
Probably made for a better tribute than his first words.