November 4, 2011 - Headline Fixes

HEADLINE (NY Times): Economix: College Is Cheaper Than You Think
It's not a million dollars a year, silly! It's only like $990,000.

HEADLINE (NY Times): Report Shows a Mere 80,000 Jobs Added in U.S. in October
That doesn't actually sound to bad to me...if only they weren't so mere.

HEADLINE (Yahoo! News): Obama gets limelight after day of crisis watching
Just another one of the perks of being the President.

HEADLINE (ESPN): Idaho board gives Boise St. OK to join Big East
Proves that no one in Idaho knows all that much about geography.

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