November 22, 2010 - A Patdown Showdown About to Go Down

tsa patdowns to continue
Really Short Story: The people in airport security just got a lot more friendly.
Short Story: If you're one of those people who doesn’t like to be hassled or experience any inconvenience when you travel, well, go back to sleep and keep dreaming, because that's not how things work here in the real world. Now, if you are one of those people who would rather go to the airport 3 hours ahead of time, wait in a long security line and then get fondled by some dude in a silly uniform and rubber gloves, well, you, my friend are in luck, because the TSA has promised to continue it's controversial new patdowns despite recent public backlash. Even if you aren't a fan of the extra-friendly patdowns, at least you have a long weekend of hanging out with family to make you wish you were back at the airport.
Jamie Lee Curtis
November 22, 2010: Jamie Lee Curtis Day! - If she's a hermaphrodite...she's got one hell of a hermaphrodite body.
WHY?: Jamie Lee Curtis' parents are famous actors Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh (the chick from Psycho.) She started her career in a variety of horror movies, including Halloween, before moving on to more mainstream films, including Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. Nowadays, she blogs for the Huffington Post and promotes Activia, which promotes, uhhh, regularity. She is married to film director/actor Christopher Guest (Spinal Tap, Best In Show.) They have two adopted children, and she has written numerous children's books, and once patented a diaper wipe device of some sort. She was addicted to pain killers at one point, an alcoholic at another. She is Jake Gyllenhaal's godmother. Oh yeah, a lot of people claim to believe that she is a hermaphrodite, and has both male and female sex organs. This, of course, cannot be verified, and remains one of life's great mysteries, and if you think I am going to answer it here, you are sorely mistaken. I will never tell...

TOMORROW'S contenders:
miley cyrus - Clearly not living off her singing talent…maybe off her dad's talent?
snooki - Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, is only slightly more talented than Miley Cyrus.
billy the kid - He only lived to the age of 21…no wonder he wasn't named Billy the Adult.

11/23/10 POTD POLL!
miley cyrus show
If Miley Cyrus insists in continuing to sing on live television, I insist that someone keeps making fun of her.
big ben gets slapped
This isn't the first time that Big Ben's been slapped…just the first time it hasn't been by a chick, and he hasn't fought back.
tigers going extinct
Uh oh, tigers are going extinct in 12 years. I don't want to be the one to break the news to them, or else I'll be going extinct.
former playboy bunny dies
She was also a cop and a killer? How have I not heard of this chick before???
barbara bush on sarah palin
Oh, Barbara, are you just worried that your title as hottest chick to ever live in the White House might be in jeopardy?

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